CAROLYN'S COMPOSITIONS

November 10, 2013

Farewell to Polamalu’s Golden Locks

CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS

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Hug to Troy Polamalu.

FAREWELL TO POLAMALU’S GOLDEN LOCKS

Say goodbye to the best hair in the NFL,* hair so valuable it is insured by a shampoo company for one million dollars.

At least, say goodbye to some of this valuable hair sprouting from Troy Polamalu’s hair follicles.

Young Polamalu fan

Young Polamalu fan

Why is Polamalu snipping off his valuable locks?

And why is the company that insures these locks allowing him to do this? After all, the company boasts that Polamalu’s legendary locks are “so ridiculously full and thick that end to end [his hair] spans 100 football fields.”

The insurance company MUST be allowing Polamalu to cut these locks but I wonder if they are putting limitations on the cut…I haven’t seen this issue in any of my research.

So why is Polamalu cutting his most valuable trademark hair?

Because he is a longtime, passionate, supporter of United States veterans he is uniting with the (more…)

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