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August 21, 2014

Labor Day—Children’s Stories, Poems, & More

CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS

LABOR DAY—CHILDREN’S STORIES, POEMS, & MORE

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For children (of all ages), and to make it easier for parents and caregivers on holidays, I surfed the Internet and found the following sites with stories, poems, and fingerplays that provide Labor Day entertainment.

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JOKES

Dad: Most people don’t have to work today because it’s Labor Day.

Son: If they’re not working, shouldn’t it be ‘No-Labor Day?”

More at http://kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/holiday/labordayjokes.html

 

Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
A: He heard someone had stolen a base!

 

Q: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
A: So he could loaf around!

More at http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/occupation.php

Q: What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

A: “Give me my quarterback!”

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Q: Why won’t a cannibal eat people that work at gas stations?

A:They give him gas.

Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?

A: She couldn’t control her pupils.

More at http://www.familyentertainer.com/kidjokes.html

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QUOTES

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word –

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December 17, 2013

Christmas—Children’s Stories, Poems, & More

CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS

CHRISTMAS—CHILDREN’S STORIES, POEMS, & MORE

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For children (of all ages) I surfed the Internet and found the following sites with stories, poems, and finger plays that provide CHRISTMAS entertainment.

NOTE: To access a companion Christmas post click on Santa Claus—Children’s Stories, Poems, & More

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Why was the turkey the drummer in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas carol?
We wish ewe a merry Christmas.

More: http://www.hellokids.com/c_5610/reading-online/jokes-and-riddles/christmas-jokes/santa-claus-jokes#wOS949kWtCBX5C3h.99

Q: What is Count Dracula’s Christmas story? (more…)

December 15, 2013

Santa Claus—Children’s Stories, Poems, & More

CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS

SANTA CLAUS—CHILDREN’S STORIES, POEMS, & MORE

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 For children (of all ages) I surfed the Internet and found the following sites with stories, poems, and finger plays that provide Santa Claus entertainment.

NOTE: Also visit Christmas—Children’s Stories, Poems, & More is devoted to the meaning of the season, celebrating Christ’s birthday, as opposed to Santa Claus, a secular approach to Christmas. Together with this post the Christmas season is covered for children.

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JOKES

Who delivers Christmas presents for cats?

Santa Paws!

More:  http://www.carols.org.uk/christmas-jokes/christmas-joke-08.htm

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

What is invisible but smells like milk and cookies?
Kris Kringle burps!

What do you call Santa when he has no money?
Saint “Nickel”-less!

More:  http://www.worldofchristmas.net/chistmas-jokes/santa-claus-jokes.html

Q: How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?

A: He has a black belt!

Q:  What’s black, white and red all over?

A: Santa Claus after he comes down the chimney!

More:  http://www.kidsplayandcreate.com/santa-claus-and-christmas-jokes-for-kids/

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

A: A Y!

More:  http://www.kidsplayandcreate.com/santa-claus-and-christmas-jokes-for-kids/ christmas-coloring-pages

TONGUE TWISTERS

Seven Santas sang silly songs.

Comet cuddles cute Christmas (more…)

October 24, 2013

Halloween—-Children’s Stories & Poems

CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS

HALLOWE’EN

CHILDREN’S STORIES & POEMS

For children (of all ages) I surfed the Internet and found the following sites with stories, poems, and finger plays that provide Halloween entertainment, including jokes, tongue twisters, and coloring pages.

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JOKES

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q. Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
A. Because they have a lot of spirit.

Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream!

Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.    More

How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
He turns into a bat every night.

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? (more…)

June 25, 2013

July 4th—Children’s Stories & Poems

CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS

JULY 4TH:

CHILDREN’S STORIES & POEMS

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For children (of all ages) I surfed the Internet and found the following sites with stories, poems, and finger plays that provide July 4th entertainment, especially when waiting to see what sweetheart messages await the reader.

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4th-of-july-bbq-coloring-pageJOKES

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?

At the chopping mall.

What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?

The Americans licked the British!

Link http://www.theinertia.com/comedy/happy-fourth-of-july-jokes/

Why did the British soldiers wear red coat?

So they could hide in the tomatoes.

How was the good at the Fourth of July picnic?

The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst!

Why did the duck say, “Bang”?

He was a fire-quacker.

More http://academictips.org/funny-jokes/fourth-of-july-jokes/

What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?

Yankee Poodle!

Why were the early American settlers like ants?

Because they lived in colonies. (more…)

June 11, 2013

Father’s Day—Children’s Stories & Poems

CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS

 FATHER’S DAY:

 CHILDREN’S STORIES & POEMS

thumb_hammer_saw_wrenchFor children (of all ages) I surfed the Internet and found the following sites with stories, poems, and finger plays that provide Father’s Day entertainment, especially when waiting to see what sweetheart messages await the reader.

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JOKES

Father’s Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can’t afford.

More http://www.freetimejokes.com/latest-jokes/jokes/165-fathers-day-jokes/

What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you’re spooken to!

Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.

More http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/jokes_for_fathers_day.htm

Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!

Pee Wee: How is the baby bird like its dad?
Westy: How?
Pee Wee: It’s a chirp off the old block.

Jacob: I have a lot of my dad’s genes.
Dave: Really? I bet they (more…)

June 9, 2013

Flag Day—Children’s Stories & Poems

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After reading about Flag Day I invite you to visit the new site.

CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS
FLAG DAY
CHILDREN’S STORIES & POEMS

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FLAG DAY (also see 11 Facts About Flag Day: June 14 )

For children (of all ages) I surfed the Internet and found the following sites with stories, poems, and finger plays that provide Flag Day entertainment and information.

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What did one US flag say to the other?
(Nothing, it just waved!)

More   http://www.enchantedlearning.com/jokes/topics/usa.shtml

Where is there an American flag which is never lowered never raised and never saluted?

Link   On the moon, left by the astronauts.

What’s red, white, blue and yellow?
The Star-spangled Banana!

What did the patriotic dog do on Flag Day?
He flagged his tail!
More http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/holiday/flagdayjokes.html

What’s red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic pickle.

More http://academictips.org/funny-jokes/fourth-of-july-jokes/

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Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong. —James Bryce

True patriotism isn’t cheap. It’s about taking on a fair share of the burden of keeping America going. —Robert Reich

MORE http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_memorialday.html

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YOU’RE A GRAND OLD FLAG

You’re a grand old flag,
You’re a high flying flag
And forever in peace may you wave.
You’re the emblem of
The land I love.
The home of the free and the brave.

Ev’ry heart beats true
For the Red, White and Blue,
Where there’s never a boast or brag.
But should auld acquaintance be forgot,
Keep your eye on the grand old flag.

MORE http://www.songsforteaching.com/folk/youreagrandoldflag.php

AMERICAN FLAG  (sung to “Frere Jacques”)

What is red? What is white?
What is blue? What is striped?
What has many stars? What has many stars?
Can you guess, how many there are?
Then the kids shout 50.

FLAG SONG  (sung to “Mary Had a Little Lamb”)

Our flag is red, white, & blue red,
white & blue red,
white & blue
Our flag is red, white, & blue
in the U.S.A.

Our flag has 50 stars,
50 stars, 50 stars,
Our flag has (more…)

May 21, 2013

Memorial Day—Children’s Stories & Poems

CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS
MEMORIAL DAY:
CHILDREN’S STORIES & POEMS

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For children (of all ages) I surfed the Internet and found the following sites with stories, poems, and quotes that provide Memorial Day reflection.

(NOTE: CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS now located at Carolyn’s Online Magazine

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WHAT IS MEMORIAL DAY?

Memorial Day, originally called Decoration Day, is a day of remembrance for those who have died in our nation’s service… Memorial Day was officially proclaimed on 5 May 1868 by General John Logan, national commander of the Grand Army of the Republic…and was first observed on 30 May 1868, when flowers were placed on the graves of Union and Confederate soldiers at Arlington National Cemetery…
MORE http://www.usmemorialday.org/backgrnd.html

Memorial Day…observed on the last Monday of May, honors men and women who died while serving in the U.S. military…(it) became an official federal holiday in 1971. Many Americans observe Memorial Day by visiting cemeteries or memorials, holding family gatherings and participating in parades. Unofficially, at least, it marks the beginning of summer.
MORE http://www.history.com/topics/memorial-day-history

Children are emotionally immature and have little life experience. Thus their concept of death can be fanciful or otherwise dealt with. Our culture also demonstrates, in all its combination of media, movies, and electronics, that life is temporary.

Perhaps a simple explanation comes from life and death in nature—leaves and flowers being “born,” wearing greens and bright colors, fading away only to return next year.

Have a respectful Memorial Day weekend with your children and family…Carolyn Cornell Holland

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MEMORIAL DAY TRADITIONS
Decorating graves of military men who died in service with flags
Decorating graves of military men and those who have passed with flowers
Parades
Cookouts/picnics
Family/friends gathering

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MEMORIAL DAY ACTIVITIES FOR KIDS
…send out cards to soldiers that are currently deployed. Many soldiers look forward to hearing from home. Kids can draw pictures or create cards to send overseas to the soldiers currently fighting.
…fly the flag at your home on Memorial Day to honor the troops.
… teach your child how to display a flag properly. Teach them how they should handle a flag when raising it and lowering it.
More http://www.more4kids.info/2439/memorial-day-ways-to-help-kids-honor-our-troops/

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QUOTES

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism. —George Washington

Memorial Day this year is especially important As we are reminded almost daily of the great sacrifices that the men and women of the Armed Services make to defend our way of life. —Robin Hayes

137 years later, Memorial Day remains one of America’s (more…)

May 7, 2013

Mother’s Day—Children’s Stories & Poems

CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS

NOTE: CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS now located at

Carolyn’s Online Magazine

MOTHER’S DAY

CHILDREN’S STORIES & POEMS

Also see 11 Mother’s Day Quotations

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11 Facts About Mother’s Day

 May Celebrations: Part 1

For children (of all ages) I surfed the Internet and found the following sites with stories, poems, and finger plays that provide Mother’s Day entertainment, especially when waiting to see what sweetheart messages await the reader.

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JOKES

For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day, the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?” Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!”

More   http://festivals.iloveindia.com/mothers-day/mothers-day-humor.html

CHILD SENT TO BED
A small boy is sent to bed by his mother…
[Five minutes later]
“Mom…”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
[Five minutes later]
“Mom…”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a glass of water??”
“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!”
[Five minutes later]
“Mommm…”
“WHAT??!!”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?”

More   http://www.mothersdaycelebration.com/mothers-day-humor.html#mothers-day-thoughts-and-quotes

My mom had been getting on my little sisters about not picking up their clothes. I was sitting in my room, and heard my mom say, “Who left all this underwear all over the floor?”
As innocently as an angel, my sister Anne replied, (more…)

March 26, 2013

April Fool’s Day—Children’s Stories & Poems

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APRIL FOOL’S DAY:
CHILDREN’S STORIES & POEMS

CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS is now located at Carolyn’s Online Magazine.

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Also see 11 Facts About April Fool’s Day and WP Daily Prompt: Success! My April Fool’s Prank.

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For children (of all ages) I surfed the Internet and found the following sites with stories, poems, and finger plays that provide April Fool’s Day entertainment.

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april-fools-sm1JOKES

  • What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
    Prankenstein!
  • What do you get if you cross a dog with a prankster’s holiday?
    April Drool’s Day!
  • What would you get if you crossed Halloween with April 1?
    April Ghoul’s Day!
  • What’s the best day for monkey business?
    The first of Ape-ril!
  • Do you know all about April 1st?
    Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
  • Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
    Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
  • What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
    On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful!

More http://www.kidactivities.net/post/April-Fools-Day-Jokes.aspx

KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES

Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Noah.
Noah who?
Noah body . . . April Fool’s!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah. Noah who?
Noah fooling this time . . . it’s really me!

More http://www.kidactivities.net/post/April-Fools-Day-Jokes.aspx

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APRIL FOOL’S DAY PRANKS ON KIDS

April Fools’ Day: dirty coin prank

Number of players:
1
What you need:
• 20 cent piece
• lead pencil
• a willing victim
• Secretly rub the edge of the coin all around with the lead pencil.
• Now tell someone you will give them the 20 cents if they can roll the coin down the length of their face and across the width of their face without lifting it. They have to keep the coin in contact with their skin the whole time.
• When they’re done, give them the 20 cents and tell them to go and look in the mirror. They will have grey lines on their face from the dirty edge of the coin.
More http://www.kidspot.com.au/kids-activities-and-games/April-Fools-Day+55/April-Fools-Day-dirty-coin-prank+12827.htm

Magic Milk Bowl

What you’ll need
• Liquid food coloring
• Dry cereal
• Milk
How to make it
1. To set up the trick, squeeze several drops of liquid food coloring over (more…)

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