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WP Daily Prompt 11/16/2013: FAQ—Thanksgiving Questions to Chief Tom Turkey
WORDPRESS DAILY PROMPT 11/16/2013: FAQ
AN INTERVIEW WITH CHIEF TOM TURKEY
Written by Cochran Cornell the Cantankerous Cockroach
The WordPress Daily Prompt for November 16, 2013, was FAQ—Interview someone—a friend, another blogger, your mother, the mailman—and write a post based on their responses. Being as it’s Thanksgiving and I am quite busy, I asked Cochran Cornell the Cantankerous Cockroach if he’d write this post for me.
“I guess so,” he said in a tone in which I detected a lack of enthusiasm.
“And no shenanigans,” I added. “It’s Thanksgiving, and interviewing Chief Tom Turkey is important. He doesn’t give interviews to just anybody. You might want to read about the Henningsen Cold Storage Col in Stilwell, Oklahoma, before you leave.”
“I read that article yesterday while you were reading it,” huffed Cochran.
“You don’t have to get snippy with me. Now off you go to find Chief Turkey. And I expect your article to be on my computer before I go to bed at 3:30 a. m. so I can post it at the regular time, 3:00 a. m.”
I found Chief Tom Turkey safe at a residence on the banks of the Jordan River in Lamoine, Maine, where he was keeping a low profile under the protective wing of the property owner who didn’t want to be identified.
“It’s a safe place here,” Chief Turkey said. “I’ve sent an invitation to Popcorn to join me.”
“Popcorn?” I queried.’
“Yes…he’s the lucky turkey President Obama pardoned…”
“That’s right. Every year the President pardons a turkey.”
“It’s a holiday ritual,” said Chief Turkey. “It kind of began when Abraham Lincoln saved the life of a dinner-bound turkey his son liked. Since then presidents have been given turkeys by various organizations. Usually they made a meal for the President. It was President John F. Kennedy that started the annual tradition of (more…)