CAROLYN'S COMPOSITIONS

June 25, 2013

July 4th—Children’s Stories & Poems

CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS

JULY 4TH:

CHILDREN’S STORIES & POEMS

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For children (of all ages) I surfed the Internet and found the following sites with stories, poems, and finger plays that provide July 4th entertainment, especially when waiting to see what sweetheart messages await the reader.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?

At the chopping mall.

What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?

The Americans licked the British!

Link http://www.theinertia.com/comedy/happy-fourth-of-july-jokes/

Why did the British soldiers wear red coat?

So they could hide in the tomatoes.

How was the good at the Fourth of July picnic?

The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst!

Why did the duck say, “Bang”?

He was a fire-quacker.

More http://academictips.org/funny-jokes/fourth-of-july-jokes/

What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?

Yankee Poodle!

Why were the early American settlers like ants?

Because they lived in colonies. (more…)

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