CAROLYN'S COMPOSITIONS

June 11, 2013

Father’s Day—Children’s Stories & Poems

CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS

 FATHER’S DAY:

 CHILDREN’S STORIES & POEMS

thumb_hammer_saw_wrenchFor children (of all ages) I surfed the Internet and found the following sites with stories, poems, and finger plays that provide Father’s Day entertainment, especially when waiting to see what sweetheart messages await the reader.

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JOKES

Father’s Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can’t afford.

More http://www.freetimejokes.com/latest-jokes/jokes/165-fathers-day-jokes/

What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you’re spooken to!

Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.

More http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/jokes_for_fathers_day.htm

Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!

Pee Wee: How is the baby bird like its dad?
Westy: How?
Pee Wee: It’s a chirp off the old block.

Jacob: I have a lot of my dad’s genes.
Dave: Really? I bet they (more…)

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