CAROLYN'S COMPOSITIONS

February 28, 2012

A Pig’s Eye View of National Pig Day

Filed under: DOGS & OTHER ANIMALS,FEATURE STORIES,OP-ED — carolyncholland @ 3:00 am

CAROLYN’S COMPOSITIONS

A PIG’S EYE VIEW ON NATIONAL PIG DAY

Anonymous Pig Activist

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A PIG ACTIVIST’S PLEA

Whatever you humans do today, March 1, 2012, DO NOT eat at Cici’s Pizza. Instead, initiate a boycott against the restaurant.

Why? Because Cici’s not only offers pork toppings on its pizza—a singular crime worthy of boycott—but its current special is HOG PIZZA.

March 1 is NATIONAL PIG DAY.

 If you must dine at Cici’s order their other special: chicken wings. Even though they charge extra for this delicacy, keep in mind that it will not only reduce Cici’s assault on our ilk—it will reduce the number of our food competitors.

Remember, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you order HOG PIZZA!

…Anonymous Pig Activist

ABOUT NATIONAL PIG DAY

     Today is a landmark day, a day set aside to celebrate our ilk, a day to begin a whole new dietary regimen for humans.

     Today is the fortieth National Pig Day.

     On this anniversary I’d like to honor the two sisters, Mary Lynne Rave (North Carolina) and Ellen Stanley (Texas), who initiated National Pig Day in 1972*. 

     Rave wanted to accord to (us) pigs (our) rightful, though generally unrecognized, place as (more…)

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