CAROLYN'S COMPOSITIONS

December 12, 2008

Dear SANTA from COCHRAN

COCHRAN’S SHENANIGANS

Dear SANTA from COCHRAN

Written by Cochran Cornell the cantankerous cockroach. If you haven’t met him yet click on HI! I’M COCHRAN! NICE TO MEET Y’ALL! (in the  folder Cochran’s Shenanigans (in the category list on this blog) for an introduction and to read more of his articles.

NOTE: Cochran used some pretty unusual words in his letter to Santa. Perhaps the cockroach is attempting to challenge human beings. Strange words (starred) are defined at the end of the letter. This was Cochran’s letter to Santa in 2007. Watch for his 2008 letter.

Dear Santa,
     I cannot believe I’m stooping so low as to write to you, a round belly fat guy claiming to deliver gifts to all the children in the world in a reindeer-driven sIeigh. To add insult to injury, we are expected to (more…)

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