CAROLYN'S COMPOSITIONS

April 6, 2008

NEWSFLASH: MEN ARE WAITING FOR SOME SPECIAL POWER FROM JESUS

We welcome you this day to our regular gathering in honor of Jesus. A controversial figure, a revolutionary, He died on the cross just over two weeks ago. Today we will celebrate His life.

WAIT—WE INTERRUPT THIS GATHERING FOR BREAKING NEWS FROM JERUSALEM! THERE ARE FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS ON THE DISAPPEARANCE OF JESUS FROM JOSEPH’S TOMB!

The strange events surrounding this man seem to be continuing.  Jesus’ followers, praising and blessing God, have entered the temple. Indications are they will remain there until they receive something undefined, some special power they claim is to be sent to them by the missing man.

Reporters, including HWJR-FM radio (How Would Jesus Respond—First Millennium) reporter Ramsey Khalil, reported earlier that the soldiers who were guarding the tomb claim that Jesus’ body is missing.

Sources leaked to Khalil information that after (more…)

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