Carolyncholland’s Weblog

April 14, 2008

ARCHIE & MEHITIBLE

Do you remember the olden days before the computer? Of course not, you’re youngsters. I’m asking those of you who once used the typewriter—that antiquarian machine! WE know about (more…)

March 11, 2008

WHAT IF YOU HAVE A BUG IN YOUR EAR…?

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Last night, my creator, Carolyn, came up with a new definition for the phrase “You have a bug in your ear!”

It happened at 3:15 a.m. She was trying to sleep, laying on her side, with her cat Honey laying on her shoulder and purring loudly in her ear. Suddenly, she jumped up,

(to continue reading this post click on A BUG (MOTH) IN HER EAR )

For more reading click on any (or all) of the following: LAUREL MOUNTAIN BOROUGH HISTORY 1-A, THINKING OF NOTHING and WHY NECKTIES? written by Joe. Check out the stories on the Smart car (THE SMART CAR: IS IT SAFE ON AMERICAN ROADS? and THE SMART CAR ) and SHENAN BIRTHS HER KITTEN SON & (ADELGES TSUGAE INFESTS EASTERN HEMLOCK TREES).

March 6, 2008

DEAR A’NONNIEMOUSE FROM COCHRAN (COCKROACH)

Now that I’ve introduced myself, let me share a letter I wrote to my friend, A’nonniemouse, my best friend created by Rustie, who is my creator’s best friend. It will tell you more about ME! It was written in June, 1997, and shows my struggles in self-esteem and gaining maturity. I’m a different cockroach today!

Dear A’nonniemouse,

I received your letter of May 30 a couple of weeks ago and must truly thank you for your two letters, especially the second, a real bonus, since I didn’t answer your first one.
You mentioned mitigating circumstances as to why I haven’t written to you.
A’nonnie, you just don’t know!

You said you didn’t know what to say to me because you don’t know me. Well, I must confess—therein lies the problem! I’m struggling (more…)

February 26, 2008

HI! I’M COCHRAN! NICE TO MEET Y’ALL!

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After many years I’m finally coming out of the imagination into reality!

Let me introduce myself. My name is Cochran Cornell. People refer to me as cantankerous, but I cannot understand why. I’m not difficult or irritating! How can I be considered mean-spirited? Why, I’m most often like Grover (more…)

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